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You are one of the very reasons why I hate humanity.
You.
You surf the Internet, lurking forums and websites,
Waiting and watching for the chance to flame, argue, and cause strife
For any and all of the online community.
You.
You think you’re the greatest.
You think you’re superior.
You think your shit smells like roses.
Well, I have a newsflash for you:
Your shit smells like everyone else’s.
Your penis is small.
Your boobs are tiny.
And I know this because I observe your kinds behavior;
You feel the need to overcompensate for what you lack in physical attributes, reality, or self-esteem.
You.
You put other people down.
You drop in and crash the party just for the pure joy of seeing
Everyone around you seethe in anger and spit out vulgarities,
Because you want the attention.
Crave attention!
What, your parents didn’t hug you enough as a child?
You got beat up by the neighborhood bullies?
You feel the need to belittle others to make you feel good about yourself?
You.
You are just a tiny insignificant pimple on societies big fat ass.
You need to get over it and get a FUCKING LIFE,
Because no matter how much you inflate your e-penis,
You’ll always be that pimple, that little annoyance, that attention whore.
No matter how much you insult others or their interests,
You’ll always be the small, insignificant blip in people’s memories,
As the lordly assface who has no life.
For why would a normal, self-respecting person act so childishly
As to randomly insult a fandom instead of just ignoring it like the rest of us?
You.
With your illusion of superiority.
You.
With your slander and derogatory comments.
You.
With your need to tarnish a band because they don’t meet your interests or expectations, or just because you don’t like them.
You.
Disgust.
Me.
You are scum.
Die.
You.
You surf the Internet, lurking forums and websites,
Waiting and watching for the chance to flame, argue, and cause strife
For any and all of the online community.
You.
You think you’re the greatest.
You think you’re superior.
You think your shit smells like roses.
Well, I have a newsflash for you:
Your shit smells like everyone else’s.
Your penis is small.
Your boobs are tiny.
And I know this because I observe your kinds behavior;
You feel the need to overcompensate for what you lack in physical attributes, reality, or self-esteem.
You.
You put other people down.
You drop in and crash the party just for the pure joy of seeing
Everyone around you seethe in anger and spit out vulgarities,
Because you want the attention.
Crave attention!
What, your parents didn’t hug you enough as a child?
You got beat up by the neighborhood bullies?
You feel the need to belittle others to make you feel good about yourself?
You.
You are just a tiny insignificant pimple on societies big fat ass.
You need to get over it and get a FUCKING LIFE,
Because no matter how much you inflate your e-penis,
You’ll always be that pimple, that little annoyance, that attention whore.
No matter how much you insult others or their interests,
You’ll always be the small, insignificant blip in people’s memories,
As the lordly assface who has no life.
For why would a normal, self-respecting person act so childishly
As to randomly insult a fandom instead of just ignoring it like the rest of us?
You.
With your illusion of superiority.
You.
With your slander and derogatory comments.
You.
With your need to tarnish a band because they don’t meet your interests or expectations, or just because you don’t like them.
You.
Disgust.
Me.
You are scum.
Die.
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It's Almost Funny
It's almost funny
Our childhood days.
It's almost funny
How we'll never be the same.
It's almost funny
The way we laugh.
It's almost funny
The feelings we hide.
It's almost funny
How we feel inside.
It's almost funny
How I almost died.
But....I'm not laughing on the inside
It's almost funny,
The way you made make cry.
It's almost funny
Our childhood days
It's almost funny
The way I scream no, don't, please stop.
A pity, you'll never understand what this means.
It's almost funny
How you mistook my tears for laughs
It's almost funny
How you're not being punished
It's almost funny
Watching your eyes, and the pleasure y
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You Know Youre From the 90s
You Know Youre from the 90s When
1. You remember Face from Nick Jr.
2. You know Nick from the Backstreet Boys and Aaron Carter are related.
3. You remember when Britney Spears actually had talent
and hair.
4. You have a Backstreet Boys fetish.
5. You remember when multi-colored jeans were popular.
6. You thought you were cool because you had 30 seconds of music on your miniclip.
7. Your Giga Pet died.
8. You had one of those robot dogs with the multi-colored ears.
9. You read Captain Underpants.
10. You used to hum Bye Bye Bye when you walked down the street.
11. You wore Clogs.
12. You wore Mary
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There once was this guy in a band,
He came from Patrick Stump Land,
He's cute and he's fat,
He's always got a hat,
And almost-punk music's his brand.
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