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*shots with shootgun*
*reaches out to shake his hand an then realizes guitars dont have hands*
he looks shiny! me likey
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"Everybody sounds like a internet over the jackass" - Me.....on the phone with my boyfriend *dies of embarassment*
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Caution! Police Line You Better Not Cross!
Is the cop or am I the one who's really dangerous?
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Caution! Police Line You Better Not Cross!
Is the cop or am I the one who's really dangerous?
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*shots with shootgun*
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theres so much more to this broken heart than you realize
because when you really pay attetion or look into my eyes
you may see that this place i call home...is really just a disguise
a torn and broken heart is what i'm really trying to hide...
What should I name my bass? I'm getting it prolly next week.
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If you wish to practice the art of fiction, . . .
experience is vital. ~Becoming Jane
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